- going to school: late
- going to a doctors appointment: late
- going to a dentist appointment: late
- going to my friends house: late
- going to a party: late
- going to a concert: 8 hours early
#dumbfanficmoments
- "u must be special if niall shared his food with u" sorry I didn't realize international pop star niall horan was starved
- "I am a Secret from the world. I am Allison Payne, yes Liam Payne's Secret sister." No stfu
- bumping into international pop star harry styles with no security at a starbucks 17 seconds later oops you're in love
- you work at nandos and geuss who walks in demanding some peri peri chicken with a side of you
- "tongues fighting for dominance" excuse me since when was this a WWE fanfic
- "I think I recognize him from some where.." that's probably because he's in the biggest boyband in the world you dipshit
- beginning of the story: your parents die Then u move to London and live downstairs from One Direction.
- louis is always obsessed with carrots and niall acts like a starving child from africa its embarrassing
- when parents aren't even mentioned in any part of the fanfic so like the characters are all livin la vida loca
- "I put on some dark wash high waist bedazzled shorts and a slinky red top as I curled my long hair and put on makeup."
- when Niall calls you princess every second "hey princess I love you princess aw princess ur so pretty ur my princess"
- im dying whoever put this together A+
- You forgot about when they make zayn incredibly vein an he keeps a mirror by his side and checks his hair ever 5 seconds..
- also, overuse of "hazza" and "boo-bear"; seriously, come on!
- "wow omg look im at nandos, omg the boys are at nandos what a coincidence holy shit one of them is waving me over, omg we're in love now, omg look at the boys tease them cuz he --" NO.
- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
Yo soy fea, tú eres linda, tú eres la primera opción de todos, yo no ni alcanzo a ser opción. Soy la sin cuerpo, tú un lomazo, Tú eres la creída, yo con baja autoestima. Yo soy simpática, tu antipática … Tú te ríes de los demás, yo me rió de mi misma. Prefieres ser lo que eres, porque eres perfecta según TÚ. Yo me creo más imperfecta que todos, pero prefiero seguir perfeccionandome. ¿Pero sabes que? Prefiero ser una asquerosidad de belleza, a una asquerosidad de persona.
tu tienes muchas amigas… y yo solo algunas , pero sabes que? también tengo a las mejores personas cerca de mi , no personas falsas como tu las tienes, me criticas por como soy? por mi personalidad ? , pero sabes que? tu te estás quedando sola , odias que me junte con hombres? ….. yo odio que te comporte como perra con ellos :)
por una puta vez en tu vida , deja de interesarte por mi vida , tienes todo lo que quieres , que más pides? más atención? jajajaja pobre niña :)
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